50 Things a women can't do ...

1) know anything about a car except its colour
2) understand a film plot
3) go 24 hours without sending a text message
4) build a shed
5) throw
6) run
7) park
8) fart
9) read a map
10) rob a bank
11) resist Ikea
12) sit still
13) tell a joke
14) play pool
15) pay for dinner
16) eat a kebab whilst walking
17) pee out of train window
18) argue without shouting
19) get told off without crying
20) understand fruit machines
21) walk past a shoe shop
22) make a decent bacon sandwich
23) not comment on a strangers clothes
24) use small amounts of toilet paper
25) let you sleep with a hangover
26) drink a pint gracefully
27) get in a round
28) throw a punch
29) do magic
30) like your friends
31) enjoy porn
32) eat a phal curry
33) get to the point
34) buy plain envelopes
35) take less than 20 mins in the toilet
36) sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold"
37) go shopping without telephoning 20 mates
38) avoid credit card debt
39) dive into a pool
40) assemble furniture
41) form a rock group
42) set a video recorder
43) not try and change you
44) watch a war film
45) understand why flirting results in violence
46) spend a day by themselves
47) go to the toilet by themselves
48) buy a purse that fits in their pocket
49) choose a video quickly
50) get to the point (again)